The "Sexometer"

FREQUENCY

RELATIONSHIP

Twice a day

Typical of a very, very happy relationship

Relaxation/honeymoon escasty

Daily

Typical of a very happy marriage

Every other day

Typical of harmonious marriage, especially in working couples

Once a week

Typical of marriage experiencing pressures of life

Twice a month

Typical of disharmonious marriage, especially life  in-between quarrels/storms

Once a month

Typical of marriage in co-existence—uninterested in each other

Once two-three months

Typical of a marriage in serious disharmony query unfaithfulness, adultery. 

Once every six months

Typical of a couple in virtual separation and marital breakdown

Once a year

Typical of total breakdown of marriage and virtual divorce